I'm better off working at Foxconn assembling iPhones, you know, that iPhone girl seems pretty sweet.

And I don't have to worry about anything! like type safety and stuff, I mean, Foxconn takes care of everything, like the laundry, entertainment. Oh, and I don't need to rent an apartment, what a life saver!

Yeah, and I'll be social again! We lovely co-workers can talk about, like, how we can't talk about the new iPhone, that kind of thing!

It's just a dream job for me. I'll never think about the fucking business ever again. I'll just have to work like 80 hours a week, and I'm done!

In the worse case, I can still make a fortune by, like, kill myself! Wow, what more can I ask for?